I remember many years ago I used to be the Black Cat of a Pretty Witch, She loved being sit behind this F50 RS6000 IBM machine, typing Magic Spells for Social Entities with Organic Databases. One day She got hired by an Insurance Company to write a program for Crop Insurance. There were a Hurricane threatening the Sugar Cane Crops on this Tiny Little Country. I said: Do it with Ruby from a Mac with the Wind_Snake gem installed. She said: C'mon thats for Cute Origami Web Apps I said: Set the Snake on an Origami trap. She Said: "Hurricane Electric Blowing bits Sweet Tiny Shores, Coral Beach". Do you think that's a good start for a Perl Script Header Comment? I said: Probably a good title for a jazz composition. Sounds like you are programming tourists to board cruise boats to Tahiti instead.
I went to the sushi place, she started to wax the F50 processor.That's why she liked that machine, she used to do that before starting a project. I think she saw herself as Dukes of Hazzard's Daisy waxing General Lee before the next episode. like if programming were like driving a Dodge Charger across the Desert Plains to an Announced End; after the Begin; Line.
She was a Powerful Witch,probably that's why she never got a boyfriend and talked with her cat.While being sit behind this powerful hardware, writing line numbered novels for boring robot-souls, living in Black Boxes keeping the novel intention in turn for the free amusement,feeding a dream perception on the other side of the story.
That night She was writing a program, I was wondering why the Number One on the Orange General Lee, Charger Car as a Flag of a Death cause, Always on the Run improvisations, Never Surrender Attitude. Then I started thinking , Why this guys never use the door, always jumping from the outside to the car seats, like if they were skipping a frame of the story.
Is that true that there's a Universe where everything can be solved by driving around? I asked her.
She didn't put any attention and kept doing what she was doing I took the last sushi piece, it was late and starry night, strangely we got hit by thunder.
WindSnakes are not friendly beings, If you ask them for attention they give you wisdom, awful sense of humor.
That's how I became a Sea Snake, the perfect rebirth for a Spoiled Sushi Lover Cat, hunting octopuses in a turquoise reef lagoon.
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